Thimel Vyas
About Participant
Date of Participation: 09/15/2072
Age at Participation: 80
Most Cherished Memory: WHEN BELLA THREW UP ON HER LAWN
Favorite Item or Idea: THE THOUGHT BELLA WILL BE DEAD ONE DAY
What I’m Most Proud of: THAT ONE TIME I UPPER DECKED HER TOILET AND SHE COMPLAINED TO THE POLICE BUT THEY DID NOTHING HAHA
Hope for the Future: BELLA IS DEAD
BELLA YOUR HOME IS SO STANK.
I HATE YOU.
I HAVE DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
I HOPE YOU WAKE UP IN THE NEXT LIFE AS AN ANT.
A S****Y LITTLE ANT.
THE WORST ANT THERE WAS.
AN ANT SO S****Y THAT EVEN OTHER ANTS HATE YOU.
ALL YOU DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.
YOU ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A PIECE OF S**T PERSONIFIED.
I CAN SMELL YOUR STANK BREATH FROM MY BATHROOM WHICH SMELLS PERFERABLE TO ANYTHING IN YOUR GBH.
THIS IS WHY YOUR HUSBAND LEFT YOU.
THE MEN YOU BRING HOME ARE LOWER THAN LOW. THEY ARE SO LOW A CONTORTIONIST COULDN’T GET UNDER YOUR LIMBO BAR OF BULLS**T.
YOU BRING DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ENDO PROGRAM AND DIE THE DEATH YOU DESERVE.
TRUTHFULLY, YOU ARE HORRIBLE.
YOU ARE RUDE.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DEODORANT?
IT’S SUPER EASY TO APPLY.
JUST LIFT YOUR ARM.
THEN PUT THE STICK UNDER YOUR ARMPIT.
RUB IT UP AND DOWN A LITTLE, YOU DON’T EVEN NEED THAT MUCH.
THIS IS BASIC STUFF.
APPLY IT PLEASE!
AND I AM NOT BEING PROBLEMATIC.
BOTH OF YOUR ARMS WORK BELLA.
I KNOW BECAUSE YOU USE THEM TO STICK YOUR FINGERS UP YOUR NOSE!
CLOSE YOUR BLINDS PLEASE.
NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT!
YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK.
I HOPE WHEN YOU DIE THAT YOU GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
THAT THERE IS A HEAVEN AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES ARE THERE.
THEN THE CURTAINS FALL.
YOU ARE ALONE IN AN EMPTY VOID FILLED WITH YOUR SMELLY, SMELLY PITS.
THAT SMELL REVERBERATES OFF THE WALL INFINTELY UNTIL YOU GO INSANE.
THEN ONCE YOU ARE INSANE?
YOU FIND SANITY AGAIN, IN A PET TURTLE.
THEN IT DIES.
I HATE YOU BELLA.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
The End of Life program website does not encourage violence against others. This submission is not to be taken seriously and is clearly a joke between two close friends.